Your Private Melbourne Massage Booking Starts Here
Booking your Noir PM experience is simple, discreet and personal.
Whether you already know your preferred therapist and package, or would like guidance choosing the right experience, our team is here to help you arrange your appointment with complete confidentiality.
To book, call or send a discreet SMS to
0413 073 477
with your preferred time, therapist and package.
Payment Options
Noir PM offers convenient payment options, including:
- Cash
- Card / EFTPOS
- Tap & Go
- Beem
Please be aware all card payment will incur a $20 transaction fee.
How to book.
Browse our available therapists and select the person who best matches your mood, preferences and desired experience.
Therapist availability may change daily, so feel free to message us to confirm who is available on your preferred day.
Explore our services and select the package that feels right for you.
You can then choose your preferred day and time. Appointments are available by booking only.
Call or SMS 0413 073 477 to confirm your booking.
For a faster response, please include:
- Preferred day and time
- Preferred therapist, if applicable
- Preferred package
- Any questions or special requests