Noir PM Melbourne FAQs

Everything you need to know before booking your discreet private massage experience in Carlton North, Melbourne.

Clear Answers. Complete Discretion.

At Noir PM, we want every guest to feel comfortable, informed and confident before booking.

Whether this is your first private massage experience or your first visit to Noir PM, the answers below explain what to expect, how bookings work, and how we maintain a respectful, discreet and professional environment for every guest.

No. Noir PM specialises in private sensual massage experiences, not remedial, sports or clinical massage. Our services are designed for relaxation, indulgence, connection and personal enjoyment in a discreet boutique setting.

Yes. A shower before your session is required for hygiene, comfort and presentation. Shower facilities are available.

Yes. We aim to present our therapists honestly and accurately so guests can book with confidence. Therapist availability may vary, so please contact us to confirm your preferred appointment time.

Touch is not available during the Relaxation Experience . 

Gentle touch is included with the Noir Signature Experience,  always check with your chosen therapist about consent and boundaries.

Optional enhancements are available, subject to each therapist, with additional charges.  

These can be discussed discreetly with your chosen lady in the room before your session.

Of course. Simply browse our meet our ladies section , find your ideal match, and contact us to secure your time. If your preferred therapist is unavailable, we’re happy to recommend someone with a similar style or energy.

No. Refunds are not provided once a booking has been confirmed or completed. Our therapists reserve their time specifically for your appointment.

Let us know immediately via SMS. While we understand delays happen, your session time may be reduced out of fairness to other clients. No-shows or disrespectful cancellations may result in a ban.

You’ll be asked to leave — immediately. We have zero tolerance for aggressive, intoxicated, or disrespectful behavior. Hard drugs, alcohol, or violence on the premises will result in a permanent ban (and possibly legal action). No exceptions.

100%. Your privacy is sacred. All bookings and communications are handled discreetly and securely. What happens at Noir PM, stays at Noir PM.

If you cancel within 10 minutes of your confirmed booking, or fail to show, a  $100 deposit will be required to secure any future appointments. Without this deposit, Noir will be unable to confirm your future bookings.